raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(via it-will-always-just-be-me)

true as fuck zodiac
aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini

faeirytale:

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

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(via just-the-way-you-arent)

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

(via injuries)

(Source: surfmind, via disposings)

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

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