remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
true as fuck zodiac
aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
(Source: thesugarhole, via it-will-always-just-be-me)
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
(Source: girlfuriend, via homersirnpson)
*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*
(Source: amoying, via it-will-always-just-be-me)